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February 14, 2024

'Madame Web' Review

Never has expository dialogue been so in demand, and a plot been so needlessly convoluted.


February 13, 2024

'Bob Marley: One Love' Review

Just another entry in a long line of music biopics that merely exist to pump up the brand image of its icon


February 7, 2024

'Lisa Frankenstein' Review

There are moments of competence splashed throughout, but the overall sum of these tiny moments is far less than what the promising trailer sold.


January 31, 2024

'Argylle' Review

It's time to find out who the REAL Agent Argylle is!


January 11, 2024

'Mean Girls' Review

It’s harmless, fun, and will probably be forgotten within due time… kind of like a piece of plastic.


January 10, 2024

'The Beekeeper' Review

It’s only the second week of January and 2024 already has its best bad movie of the year.


January 8, 2024

'The Book of Clarence' Review

Samuel is more interested in making this into a good time than a good film


December 21, 2023

'Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom' Review

It’s hard to care about something so uneventful and incohesive


December 20, 2023

'Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire' Review

Honestly, it takes true talent to cheat this intensely and still fail so hard.


December 19, 2023

'The Color Purple' Review

It has a giant heart that it loudly shares with the world, yet there always seems to be a gap in the translation.

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