With the opening studio logos presented almost identically to those in the games, Mortal Kombat II immediately announces itself as a film purely for the fans. It's not like they don't deserve it, as this franchise infamously became the poster child of scorn during the multi-decade period where Hollywood failed to adapt video games for the silver screen. With its entirely incoherent story and laughably bad special effects, the only purpose that 1997's Mortal Kombat: Annihilation will ever serve is as inspiration for anyone to make a better movie. That eventually became a reality with the 2021 reboot Mortal Kombat, although the exponential improvement in competence didn't lend itself to any memorable moments.

Five years and an explosion of video game adaptations later, Mortal Kombat II continues on that same path, pitching everything so far down the middle that it's nearly impossible to find anything worth discussing, both for better and for worse. One thing that is for the better is that, after next to nothing happened in the previous film, everything happens here. But that's also for the worse, because the complete lack of setup makes this seemingly simple concept seem more complicated than it has any right to be.

In this universe, world domination isn't determined by sheer military strength. Instead, realms are represented by a handful of their strongest warriors. These warriors compete in a one-on-one fighting tournament, each fight being to the death. Once a realm reaches ten consecutive victories over another, they are granted the right to conquer (and I thought the best-of-seven series in most American league playoffs went on too long...). Equipped with an amulet of immortality and dark magic, Shao Khan has already enslaved several realms, and now he's set his sights on Earthrealm.

It might be from the fact that we live in an age of increased militarization and the constant threat of everything being blown up in the blink of an eye at the hands of bumbling fools, but there is a strange sense of honor in seeing disputes being settled face-to-face. Then again, having billions of lives hanging in the balance on one fight isn't exactly a wager I'd feel comfortable with. But it's not like director Simon McQuoid or screenwriter Jeremy Slater ever really let our minds dwell on that fact, as this film is glaringly devoid of any sense of scale or scope. Background actors are kept to an absolute minimum, the sets are mostly just bland CGI backdrops, and most characters just stand around in one location between fight scenes.

Smartly introduced as a shot of adrenaline after Lewis Tan's protagonist, Cole Young, sucked up all the energy in the previous film, is Johnny Cage (Karl Urban), a Jean-Claude Van Damme-inspired martial arts movie star. We're introduced to him through his most famous role in Citizen Cage, one of those '80s movies where every fight had to occur in an abandoned warehouse, and the hero always has a witty one-liner prepared. Having been passed over by influencers and YouTubers, the narcissistic and arrogant Cage gets a shot at redemption after the gods deem him worthy to defend Earthrealm from Shao Khan's challenge. He's joined by returning good guys Sonya Blade, Liu Kang, Jax, and Lord Raiden.

Once past this initial setup, the rest of the film is a relentless combination of fights between characters on each side of good and evil. It's not exactly filmed well, with quick cutting and tame choreography keeping it all passable enough to watch. As every gamer knows, the real showstopper is the finishing fatalities inflicted upon the defeated opponent, their over-the-top gruesomeness being the subject of controversy and the need for a video game rating system. Some of the most iconic ones have been replicated here, such as a razor-brimmed hat being used like a chainsaw, and a character's head being smashed like a watermelon by a giant hammer. It's the kind of sickening violence that makes you feel morally gross, but you can't help but be entertained by it.

Of course, you could get all that and much more by playing the games. But that would require more money than a movie ticket, and hours of dedication to learn the exact button combinations, something I have never been able to motivate myself to do beyond crouch kicks and the occasional projectile spam. This is a fully passable extension or mild introduction to the franchise, which almost automatically makes it the best cinematic rendition of it.

Warner Bros. Pictures will release Mortal Kombat II in theaters nationwide on May 08th.